{"id":887,"date":"2015-12-09T14:02:36","date_gmt":"2015-12-09T14:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/monro_wp\/?page_id=887"},"modified":"2015-12-09T14:02:36","modified_gmt":"2015-12-09T14:02:36","slug":"lyrics-real-live-girl","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/lyrics-2\/lyrics-real-live-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics &#8211; Real Live Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><\/strong><i>(From the show &#8216;Little Me&#8217;) <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Pardon me, miss<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;ve never done this<br \/>\nWith a real live girl<br \/>\nStraight off the farm<br \/>\nWith an actual armful<br \/>\nOf real live girl<\/p>\n<p>Pardon me, if your affectionate squeeze<br \/>\nFogs up my goggles<br \/>\nAnd buckles my knees<br \/>\nI&#8217;m simply drowned<br \/>\nIn the sight and the sound<br \/>\nAnd the scent and the feel<br \/>\nOf a real live girl<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of miracles, this must be it<br \/>\nJust when I started to learn how to knit<br \/>\nI&#8217;m all in stitches from finding what riches<br \/>\nA dance can reveal<br \/>\nWith a real live girl<\/p>\n<p>Real live girl<br \/>\nReal live girl<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(From the show &#8216;Little Me&#8217;) Pardon me, miss But I&#8217;ve never done this With a real live girl Straight off the farm With an actual armful Of real live girl [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":507,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-887","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=887"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":888,"href":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/887\/revisions\/888"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnbarry.org.uk\/mattmonro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}