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Our friend, journalist and filmmaker Mary Catherine Brouder has launched a Kickstarter campaign for a short film.
"A Price Worth Paying"
The shocking untold story of Irish farmers who were poisoned by a giant alumina plant - and how the government fought to silence them.
Mary Catherine asks us to: "Please share this link around and get involved if you can!! Thank you!"
http://kck.st/2DfC85E

A Price Worth Paying

 This project will only be funded if it reaches its goal by Wed, December 25 2019

The Witch

Sunday, 01 March 2015 14:14

We will go to church on Sundays,
What a life we'll lead.
Mum and Dad will come on Mondays,
Tuesdays, we will read.
Wednesdays, we'll go out and have a snack,
Thursdays, I will sew.
Fridays, we'llhelp Mum and Dad to pack,
Saturdays, they'll go.
Every star that's in the sky
Will belong to Bill and I.
She's a witch, she's a witch!
She's a dull and boring bitch!
I would like to wring her neck and dump her body
in a ditch. She's as lifeless as a slab;
She's repulsive, she is drab.
She's a witch! Evil witch!
She's a witch, she's a witch!
She's enough to make you twitch.
If you put her on a broom you couldn't tell which witch is which.
She is dreadful, she is vile.
And one day I swear that I'll
Kill the witch, cowing witch!
He will love and cherish me. Oh, how sweet our life will be We will
go to church... (etc.)
(Counter melody)
She's a witch, she's a witch!
She's a wicked ice-cold bitch!
I could plug her in a socket and then quickly pull the switch.
How I hate her virgin lips,
Hope she chokes on orange pips.
What a bitch! Rotten witch!
She's a witch, she's a witch!
She's enough to make you itch.
And one day I'll plan her murder; it will go without a hitch.
When her neck is in the noose
I will chuck some orange juice
At the witch, cowing witch!

John Barry
Don Black
sung by Michael Crawford, Gay Soper

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A lot more James Bond concerts collected on the link below, I have put them all in this news item. So check it out from there!

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Q The Music Show
James Bond Concert Spectacular
Sunday 24nd November 2019
7:30pm
West Cliff Theatre
Tower Road
Clacton-on-Sea
CO15 1LE

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Guest Compere: Caroline Bliss – Moneypenny in The Living Daylights & Licence To Kill.


 

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Q The Music Show
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Saturday 14th March 2020
7:30pm

Wycombe Swan
St Mary St,
High Wycombe HP11 2XE,
United Kingdom

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Guest Compere: Caroline Munro – The Spy Who Loved Me


 James Bond Spectacular

Q The Music Show
James Bond Concert Spectacular

Friday 1st May 2020
7:30pm

Watford Colosseum
Rickmansworth Road
Watford
Hertfordshire
WD17 3JN

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Guest Compere: Madeline Smith - Live And Let Die


Q The Music Show
James Bond Concert Spectacular

Sunday 3rd May 2020
7:30pm

The Spa Pavilion
Undercliff Road West
Felixstowe
Suffolk
IP11 2DX

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Guest Compare: Madeline Smith – Live And Let Die


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Q The Music Show
James Bond Concert Spectacular

Sunday 7th June 2020
7:30pm

White Rock Theatre
White Rock
Hastings
East Sussex
TN34 1JX

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Guest Compare : Caroline Bliss – The Living Daylights & License to Kill