Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.'
Chorus: 'Wow! wow! wow!'
'I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!'
Chorus: 'Wow! wow! wow!'
Music by John Barry
Lyrics by Lewis Carroll
Sung by Peter Bull